Random Musings

I'm pretty sure half the people on my bus think I'm a stoner or something. I always have a hoodie over my face and earphones. Plus, I'm always slumped over and it looks like I could be passed out.
     To the people on my bus- I'm not a stoner, I promise. I'm just always tired, and so I sleep.on the bus.
     But seriously, when they see me sitting up texting, their looks of surprise are rather comical.
<3,
Lani

10 Random, Pointless Facts About Me

1) I will wear the same item of clothing overal and over between washes provided there are no noticable stains (we're talking like 5 times). With riding clothes, disregard the stain thing.
2) I have really flimsy nails. They have a tendency to break down the middle.
3) I write fanfiction.
3) I can't cook. Sticking things in the microwave is as close as it gets.
4) I hate white choclate. Milk is good, dark is even better.
5) I'll only cry from emotional pain, not physical.
6) I put a bunch of sugar and creamer in my coffee.
7) Despite being a first soprano, high notes still scare me (high being F and up).
8) I can type really fast, but only on my laptop because my fingers can't adjust to different keyboards.
9) I can't decide on a career. There's too much I want to do!
10) Since high school started, I've been skipping meals and have consequently lost weight. Not that I really needed to, but it still makes me happy.

Just Another Pissy Rant...

<p>Hey yall. Just a short rant here. I'm in the middle of a performance. I just got done with my one scene where I actually have a part, and I FORGOT TO TURN ON MY FUCKING MIKE. ARG. I feel like I'm either going to cry or start swearing. This was the show everyone I know came to, and I fucked up.
    So, I'm upset. I need a hug. And I need to hit something, because sometimes a girl just needs to cry, and sometimes a girl just needs to beat the shit ouy of someone/thing. See, this is why I need a boyfriend so I can hug him and cry on his shoulder and then punch him.
     I'm writing this on my phone and I keep hitting the wrong keys. It makes me want to throw my phone at a wall.
     Maybe I'm just pms-y. That'd explain alot.
    <3,
    Lani

I Think Too Much...

     I hate hairdryers. I'm currently sitting on my bed, drying my hair for musical tonight. My hair is absurdly long, and as such takes FOREVER to dry. Becausev of its length, it also has a tendency to get sucked into the hairdryer which sucks like you would not believe. I just got out of the shower and I'm my PJs. My pajamas make me look like a hooker. For instance, right now I've got freakishly tight that extend about three inches down from my hips and a button down that I didn't bother to button up. Subsequently, I discovered that it feels really weird if you aim the hairdryer at your stomach. I gotsta go get my stage makeup on, so adios.
<3,
Lani

Musical. Ah, Musical.

     I spent all day at musical rehearsal. My school's putting on Footloose, and I'm cast as a high school student and a member of Cowboy Bob's band (the guy who dances with Rusty and gets into a fight with Willard at the club). More on that in a sec. So, I was in the girl's dressing room, putting on my boots or whatever, and one of the stage managers walks in. This kid's a junior, and we'll call him Dack. Dack walks in on some very important stage-manager buisness. May I repemphasize that this is the girl's dressing room. All the girls shriek and yell at him to get out. He just rolls his eyes and yells
     "I don't even like girls!" Dack walks to the computer, effectivley shutting everyone up.
     "Are you seriously gay?" asks my friend. He turns to her and says with a completly straight face,
     "No, I'm comically gay." And walks out.
     I found that freaking hilarious.
     As a member of Cowboy Bob's band, I sing with one other band member, who shall be known as Amina, ans Cowboy Bob, played by Tim. Well, his name isn't actually Tim, but that's what I call him. Long story. So, we three decided to make up backstories for our characters so that Amina and I aren't just faceless backup singers. We actually have personalities.
     The story is this: all three of us are related (brother and sisters?). Tim is the douchebag cowboy who sleeps with everyone and has seven illegitimate children, and has to pay so much is child support that we have to go perform in country bars for him to pay it off. Amina is mad at him because he hits on so many girls. I am the ditzy younger sister. It's friggin hilarious and I love acting it.
     The original storyline was that Amina was mad at Tim because he slept with her boyfriend. Now that would have been interesting. But I had fun being ditzy. We've got it blocked so that whenever we move, Amina takes my hand and guides me around the bar, because I'm apparently too dumb to find my own way.
     And that, parents, is why you should let your childern audition for their high school's musical. They can practice acting to stupid to walk around a bar unattended.
<3,
Lani

Harry Potter Head Canons

     I have a new obsession. Well, not new exactly. Anyways, I have have discovered head canons. Specifically, Harry Potter Head Canons. I am a happy fangirl.
     If you don't know, a head canons is something a fanfiction author writes. It is a idea or opinion about a fictional universe that is not a canon fact (explicitly stated). Dude. They're addicting. A lot of them though, seem to be just excuses for a fan author to make their favorite characters screw. Here's a few pairings I've seen, and my subsequent opinion.
Ron x Hermione- Aw, cute! ^_^
Harry x Ginny- Aw! Adorable!
Luna x Neville- They're perfect for each other!
Dumbledore x Grindelwald- Moving right along...
Sirius x Minerva McGonagall- What the hell? Plus, he's too young for her
Hagrid x Umbridge- Umbridge is undeserving of love. No.
Draco x Hermione- LawlolawloFAIL. Romionie all the way.
Draco x Harry- Ew? Enemies does not equal unresolved sexual tension.
Ginny x Luna- I can't see either of them rolling that way.
Ginny x Hermione- Now what would their men say, hm?
Lupin x Tonks- AW! <3 *tear*
James x Lily- Cute :)
Sirius x Lupin- Erm, let's not.
Snape x McGonagall- Dude, wtf.
Snape x Hermione- DEAR GOD NO. KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
     That's all I can think of for now. There's lots of good ones out there. Some make you laugh, and others make you cry. Like this one.

George was not able to produce a Patronus after Fred died. Every happy memory he ever had was with Fred.

     *tears up* Anyways, I'll stop being a fangirl for now. Adios yall.
<3,
Lani

Sucky Stalkers

     I was looking at Ninja's blog, specifically her post about karate, which I found funny. I looked at her sidebar, and she has retitled 'Followers' as 'Stalkers Who Don't Show Up Because They're Good at What They Do'. ninja and  I have established that I am her stalker, but I, being a follower of her blog, show up. Does this mean I'm a fail stalker?
</3,
Lani
P.S. I apologize fpor any spelling errors, I typed this all with one hand. I had a poptart in the other.