Sunday, July 28, 2013

A Pearl of Wisdom From Me to You

Dearest Readers:

When you are texting an attractive boy at 12:42 AM after you have had a serious emotional conversation and you are in the process of saying goodnight, as in the example below-

Him: Sweet dreams, [Insert Nickname Here]... *yawn*
You: Shut up and go to sleep
Him: Maybe you should ask nicely xD

Do not, I repeat, do not send him Go the Fuck to Sleep through picture messages. That is a Bad Move on your part.

Goddamit did I really just do that yes I did.

Stay tuned for future failures from your favorite fuck-up!


Okay it wasn't all that bad 'cause he kinda just laughed it off and I think we're okay but wow really Lani this guy just poured his heart out to you and you send him "You know where you can go? The fuck to sleep."

Guess who wins all the awards for sensitivity and excellent communication skills? Not fucking me.


1 comment:

  1. yes i have yelled go the fuck to sleep at sweet boys before it happens