When Niche Marketing Fails. Utterly.

     Having read Mxy's blog post about screwing with the people who send you spam emails, I decided to try it for myself with the most out of place email in my inbox- an add for penis enlargement. I'm a girl.
The original email:
MaxGentleman Enlargement Pills have been featured across major media outlets around the world, including ESP and Fox News, with dozens of positive reviews.
This is the only Male enlargement supplement that has been PROVEN in clinical trials to enlarge your penis – safely, quickly, and importantly – PERMANENTLY.
Here were the results in 5,000 randomized male subjects who took MaxGentleman for 6 months:

    * Increase in penis length by 1-3 inches
    * Increase in penis width by 20%.
    * Aids in preventing Premature Ejaculation.
    * Achieved longer, rock hard erections
    * All gains in penis length and width were 100% permanent

MaxGentleman Enlargement pills are also:

    * 100% Herbal, 100% Safe
    * Doctor Approved and Recommended!
    * The only Penis Enlargement pill PROVEN in clinical trials
    * No Expensive Doctor Visit Required
    * Very Discrete packaging and billing
    * 100% Satisfaction & Money Back Guarantee
    * 3 FREE Bottles Of MaxGentleman
    * Secure State of the Art SSL Encryption.


My reply:

Excuse me:

You seem to be laboring under the delsusion that I am a strange female mutant with male genatalia. I can assure you that no such condition has afflicted me, as I would have surely noticed. If I may, might I inquire as to why you are offering to enlarge the non-existent cock of a teenage girl? That is really quite disturbing.

Have an awful day,

<I'm not giving you my name, creeper.>

Seriously though, that's weird.

So, did I scare you at all? I sort of scared myself. This is my small, irrelevant post until I can finish the synopsis of Star Trek that I'm working on. Oh, and I only got an error message in return from Max*Gentleman. How rude.
<3,
Lani