Thursday, December 15, 2011

Metaphors and Diarrhea

     When someone says "I've got my shit together", they are implying that while they have their shit together, you do not (and they are therefore better than you). If your shit is not together (figuratively), then it must be all over the place. When your shit is all over the place, you have diarrhea.
     So, when someone condescendingly tells you that they have their shit together, are they trying to say that you have metaphorical diarrhea?
<3,
Lani

1 comment:

  1. I know I ALWAYS have metaphorical diarrhea.

    Mostly verbal.

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